OMH! OMH! Oh, my human! How many times do I have to tell you that?
This one last time. I won’t come back and ask you that question again. I promise!
I don’t know.
If you too say that you don’t know, then whom are we supposed to ask?
Ask Douglas Adams. He says it is 42!
That was a joke, God! You know that. Tell me truthfully what is the meaning of life? I am completely fed up of this painful existence.
So you want to know the answer only when you get fed up of life? Otherwise, you don’t even want to know.
You too know that- people only come to you or Google when they want to find answers.
Now there is Bing, Cortana, Siri and what not! These have better answers than I!
You seem like a pukka Britisher! Tell me according to you what is this life all about?
What is this life full of care, we have no time to stand and stare…….
You love poetry too. Nice! But don’t you go round and round in circles. Answer me!
The meaning of life is understood only by those who are not able to get a life.
What does that mean?
When you have it, you don’t care. When you won’t have it you will understand. Ask the ghosts.
You mean ghosts exist? I always thought they are just someone’s imagination.
Ghosts are real only for themselves and for others who are afraid. You won’t know or see them if you don’t believe in them. It’s just like that person who doesn’t believe in himself cannot do the job he has set out to do. Get it?
If you know where you are heading, you will go there correctly. But if you are unsure about it, you will not be going anywhere at all.
It is confusing. I don’t understand what you are getting at?
I am just saying you need to know where you want to go. Suppose you want to find the meaning of life, then you have to go after it.
You make it sound so difficult. Why can the answer be not so simple? Then no one will have to come to you and irritate you. God, make it KISS! Keep it simple and silly.
Ok! Go to your life teacher and he will tell you that answer. Or read books on these things. Get knowledge.
Where can I find this teacher?
He will find you. The universe works like that. Whenever you thirst and crave for something, my universe will bring that towards you. So now that you want to find the answer, let the universe show it to you.
How much time do I have to wait? Will I know this life teacher when I meet him? I still don’t know whether he is he or she or whatever. Will you please indicate that?
Sure! Just like you know you meet the love of your life, you will know when you meet the teacher.
But why can’t you tell me that yourself?
Aha! That is the catch. Do you know whom you are talking to? Are you imagining me or talking in your own head? You can’t see me so how will you know that this is I? Am I your dream? Are you awake? Tell me!
Now I am going mad! I don’t even know who I was talking to. This is insane!
“Honey, whom were you talking to in your sleep?”
“What? What? What?”
“You were talking to yourself in your sleep. You said you have to find this someone or something!”
“Oh! That means I was talking to Him!”
“You better take some rest today. You are stressed out I think!”
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